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i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
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