So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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