It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
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