why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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