yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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