Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Randomize
