He is such a slut. More and more my type.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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