People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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