So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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