you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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