there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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