Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I have surprise drugs for everyone
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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