we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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