Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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