fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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