have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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