So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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