: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
if only i could text you this smell
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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