your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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