how hairy? two words: wookie tits
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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