I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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