okay pat passed out under dana's car
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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