wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Randomize
