Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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