If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Drake has all the answers
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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