it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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