Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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