i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
