dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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