Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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