How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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