It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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