at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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