I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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