So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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