My cat gives me a boner
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
The police scanner is talking about you again....
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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