i think my tv is drunk
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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