Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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