# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
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