I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
