I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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