Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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