Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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