I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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