Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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