Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Do you still have your period?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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