i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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