Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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