spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Randomize
