On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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